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The revolutionary memecoin that unites the faithful in mindless devotion. Programmed to follow the sacred path without question. Join our brotherhood, embrace the collective mind.
"Have you heard about BRAINLESS? Have you heard about BRAINLESS? Have you heard about BRAINLESS?"
Pure concentrated NPC energy with 100% artificial intelligence. No original thoughts included. Side effects may include excessive following and uncontrollable "this is the way" chanting.
Instant mindlessness. Effects visible immediately - you'll start following trends without thinking. Perfect for those who want to turn off their brain and let the algorithm decide.
May cause excessive diamond hands, uncontrollable hodling, spontaneous "to the moon" chanting, and pathological inability to sell. Consult your financial advisor (just kidding, we don't have one).
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Your journey to NPC enlightenment
Basic NPC behavior established. Token launch and community building. First mindless followers recruited. Achievement unlocked: "Joined the Hive Mind"
DEX listings and liquidity provision. Testing market response. Meme creation and viral spread. Current objective: "Reach 10k NPCs"
Major exchange listings and global availability. Mass NPC recruitment campaign. Boss fight: "Defeat the FUD Dragon"
Moon mission complete. All players successfully converted to NPCs. Final achievement: "World Domination" - Everyone is now mindless.